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Ronaldo ‘slave’ claims followed by transfer to sweat shop in Mali
Claims that Cristiano Ronaldo’s employment situation was a form of modern slavery have been given extra credence this weekend after the world player of the year was transferred to a small clothing...
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Sepp Blatter asked to intervene as Subbuteo transfer falls through
The proposed transfer from nine-year-old Harry Lyons to his eight-year-old brother Tom of a Subbuteo man wearing the Liverpool away kit has fallen through. The two parties had agreed a fee for the...
View ArticleLib Dems swoop for Pickles on deadline day
The biggest deal in every sense of the last day of the political transfer window was Eric Pickles’s move from the Tories to the Liberal Democrats for an undisclosed fee. Pickles has since passed his...
View ArticleFootballers whose transfers fell through pledge loyalty to current clubs
In a statement jointly issued on behalf of the players they represent, football agents have asked managers, chairmen and fans to celebrate the loyalty shown by those who didn’t manage to finalise a...
View ArticleGod signs for Huddersfield Town
The manager of struggling Championship side Huddersfield Town, Mark Robins, has expressed his delight today at the form of their new signing God. ‘He gets Himself into the most brilliant positions,’ he...
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God ‘gutted’ after Jesus signs for Islam on a free contract
The Muslim faith pulled off a massive coup yesterday by signing Jesus Christ from its bitter rival Christianity. The transfer sees the Christians’ pin-up boy end his long association with the Rome...
View ArticleFootball-mad Geordie couple to part by mutual consent
A soccer-obsessed Newcastle couple, who met almost 10 years ago, have announced that they have terminated their relationship ‘by mutual consent’ on the eve of their fourth wedding anniversary. In a...
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